Joke of the day

The Pharmacist

A calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy and walked right upto the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I wouldlike to buy some cyanide."

The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."
The pharmacist's eyes got big, and he exclaimed, "Lord, have mercy! Ican't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! Iwould lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds ofbad things will happen! Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husbandin bed with the pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well, now. That's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."

I have my Christmas decorating party tonight at the bank, and then the bank Christmas party tomorrow night at Rutherglen Mansion. It's a good thing I took 3 or4 days off from drinking, cause after bowling a 549 series (i.e. 76 oz of budweiser) Wed., and watching My Name is Earl and The Office (48 oz of winter beers) Thu., I have a feeling I might partake in the consumption of libations for 2 more nights. Hmmmmm, winter beers....