Friday, August 19, 2005

Coug'n it

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coug_it

Coug it is a vernacular phrase meaning "pulling defeat from the jaws of victory" or choking it. This phrase is most commonly used among sports fans in the Pacific Northwest and to a lesser extent in the West Coast of the United States, and is most often directed towards those associated with Washington State University.

You have to see the list of examples, and the other uses on this article. It is great. I hate how people mis-use the phrase "coug-it" and say it whenever we lose. They should realize that its only applicable when we blow a lead or screw up a sure thing.

edit: Gina's blog talked about flavored wine. We just tried some at a wine tasting, where the hosts spilled wine on abby, which prompted us to talk about the infamous "I spilled wine all over me" comment by Gina, when in fact it was Beth who has spilled or something. But anyways, here are two more funny pics of Gina, cause although we talked of trading cameras at the wedding so I would have pictures of me, we didnt, and I only have pictures of other people... uhh, okay there is a funny one of me, and another of Gina, which is wierd because these are before we got drunk. And then the standard KD pic, just because. (Abby, Amy, & Anne in back. Erin & Gina in front.)

Thursday, August 18, 2005

Semen Tank

It was funny enough when I saw this on someones tax return depreciation list...SEMEN TANK...

But it was even funnier when I saw that their Schedule C (small business) principal business or profession was in fact ARTIFICIAL INSEMINATION...

and i realized that asset item was not a typo, but in fact a giant holding tank full of negative nine month old babies looking to swim upstream...

I've practically got tears streaming. What a great end to a thursday.

(p.s. Double post day, so check the entry below.)

Quote of the day

Abby was talking the other day about how I should have a section on my website that just has her random quotes.
Well until I remember all these gems of wisdom, heres a few good ones from applebees last night (after wine tasting)...

Don't take my drink. I'm driving.

I know I'm driving, I just want a couple more drinks.

classics, absolute classics.

Wednesday, August 17, 2005

WASH ME

I'm not sure why that title popped in my head when I wanted to mention that Abby and I are cleaning house, starting with the computer room that has been a disaster since before the school year started...last year. I didn't wash the room, and WASH ME refers to people writing a message in the dirt on your car with their finger (fuckers), but it popped in my head, and so I shared it with you.

I have been wanting to get this room straightened up for months, but most of the stuff in the mess is Abby's, and I am not allowed to touch Abby's paperwork/clothes/books/etc. for fear that they might be lost/destroyed/ruined/moved/etc. In the middle of all this (after flushing two rather large spiders and looking them up on the net to make sure their realtives wouldn't kill us) Abby suggested that we paint the room. It's a good idea, except it is now item one bazillion on the list of stuff I don't want to make the time for.

On the plus side, I've got a banana for breakfest, which is nice. And Dusty has a funny journal post http://porktornado.diaryland.com/ called Full Penetration Spooning. If you don't read Dusty, you really should.

Monday, August 15, 2005

digital cameras are wonderful

Well, I'll keep this short. I basically took my camera along to Katie's wedding for two, no wait, three reasons. One, to get a pic of me and abby. Two, to get some pics of the wedding. Three, to get a funny pic of Gina so that she could link to my blog from hers. So without further ado...(or is adoo?) here are a few. The rest will go on my site, hopefully today.
You've got Gina graciously posing so that we could get a shot of the stellar waitress in her best halter-top-bra-showing-at-a-wedding-goodness. Then Me and Abby. Then the dancing baby who was tearing up the dance floor for at least 30-45 minutes. Then the awesome Shelton Inn, where Gina proceeded to pass out first and get her picture taken... he he he.