Confession

Garrett's Confession
Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman
The priest ask, "Is that you, little Garrett?
Yes, Father it is.
And who was the woman you were with?
I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation.
Well, Garrett, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now. Was it Stephani?
I cannot say.
Was it Teresa?
I'll never tell.
Was it Gina?
I'm sorry but I cannot name her.
Was it Stacy?
My lips are sealed.
Was it Carly, then?
Please, Father, I cannot tell you.

The priest sighs in frustration. You're very tight lipped, Garrett and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot attend church services for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself. Garrett walks back to his pew, and his friend Todd slides over and whispers, What'd you get?

Four months vacation and five good leads.......

A black tie affair (and getting old)

Black tie weddings are very nice. They cost a lot of money to put on, but damn they are nice.
We stayed at the Vintage Park Hotel in Seattle (very nice, all the rooms were named after wineries, and the couple had thank you baskets with wine and cheese and chocolate, etc. waiting for us in our rooms).

We took limos to the wedding and then to the reception at the Columbia Tower Club. This was on the 75th and 76th floor of the tallest building in Seattle.

I could actually see the Seahawks preseason game we were up so high.
Crazy-nice place. And we got dressed up, drank, ate, and danced (kinda) the night away.

Quote from Nate:

"Damn getting old sucks. I'm seriously dragging ass today and I only had 4 or 5 pints. What the fuck? Oh and I just realized I'm exactly 6 months away from 30. Awesome. So I have that going for me."

That made me remember that we are really getting old. When offered a free shot last night, I asked for Jager instead of Tequila so I wouldn't be hurting as much today after the 7 or 8 beers I had smoozing with clients at a few different places.

We actually had the waitress bring a couple of shots of water instead of tequila for two girls who had to drive so that the drunk guy buying would think that the others were drinking with him. You know what sucks? When the waitress gives one of the water shots to the drunk guy. Luckily I am so smooth I convinced him that it was tequilia and he just didn't taste it. And then I got him to take the girl's shot who got the tequilia, and then smell his own glass. "See, I told yours smells like tequilia too." Man I am good...Old, but good.

iPod Update

Just cause I feel like I need to post something because I haven't posted shit in a while (except for the cockblocked story which I feel pisses excellence). So I can't think of shit to write about, you get an iPod update.
Current songs: 6,431
23.17 gb
Number of days you could listen and not hear a song twice: 49.4 days (WHOA!)
Top 25 playlist (extra special fuck edition) is looking something like this these days:
1. the Rolling Stones, Gimme Shelter (just a great fucking song)
2. Gnarls Barkley, Crazy (just another great fucking song)
3. Interpol, Slow Hands (fuck fuck fuck fucking song)
4. Panic! at the Disco, I Write The Sins...... (fucking long title)
5. the Roots, The Seed (2.fucking0)
6. Trick Daddy & Lil John, Let's Roll (fucking What?)
7. Bloc Party, Banquet (makes me so fucking happy)
8. Arctic Monkeys, I bet you look good on the Dance Floor (fuck?)
9. I'm bored, you get the fucking top 8

I Have Days Like This All Of The Time....