Fantasy Football

The only good things about fantasy football are the shit talking, and the fact that its gets me to watch more football on the weekends. The whole tracking players and remembering to check your line up and all that can really drain your life away, but luckily its not baseball or basketball.

Thanks to Dicko for helping me fall back off the wagon. And for autopicking the rest of my team and smoots team when we were without computer.

And good luck to Abby, who is probably on her way over to finish up volleyball tryouts and cut some girls. Maybe James would consider coming down to coach a D-squad so they don't have to cut any...

And hopefully my next post will be a couple pictures from when I was social chair, becuase I know everyone wants to see the skit of James and Hager playing the role of Judy and James (or was it Smoot and ???).

Double Posting Cause I Can

How fast do you think they are going?
A. Not moving.
B. 1 MPH
C. Fast enough that the screaming bunny in the backseat just filled up the seat with rabbit pellets.


On another note, which actually brought me back here on the same day (double-post) My quote page has been updated a few times recently, including a great pic todd sent in, as well as this quote:
"Everyone has an opinion. Everyone has an asshole. The trick is remembering most people don't really want to hear either of them."

Todd's bday & the Foo Fighters

edit: I got reminded that its Todd's birthday today. Looks like the drinking at Dicko's wedding will be extra special, and in larger quantites than previously discussed...


I got the new Foo Fighters cd In Your Honor (not because of you, In Your Honor is the name of the cd). The songs In Your Honor and Best of You are awesome, and both cds are completely listenable (is that a word?) There is some bitching online about it being copy protected, but as near as I can figure that just means you can't copy it or rip it to your Ipod, and seeing as I have the cd and don't need a copy, and I don't have an Ipod, I am very happy with my purchase. Especially since it was $10 off ebay with shipping.

on another note, I went on Amazon.com to look up the name of one of those songs because the cd is out in the car, and I saw that their product images are finally working again. I use amazon for all kinds of research, what to buy, movie lines, trivia answers, reviews, prices, etc. (and shop on there when the price is right) and have noticed that about every couple months or so, all the images stop working. You go to the page and its just a bunch of red Xs where the images should be. Has anyone run into this? Because its very annoying, and its happened 3 or 4 times this year, for more than a week or two at a time.

The fun continues

Dicko called with the classic message this morning. "Hey G, its about 6:10 and I'm just passing by the Longview exit. I like to call at inappropriate times..." It continues on about eating lunch together or something, but the nice apart about that second line is that Abby got up for some crazy reason and got the phone. Guess maybe she thought it was hers and it was something important since volleyball tryouts are this week. Of course that wasn't as funny as the end of the message, which went something like "...and I hope you have sweet dreams of Smoot's tiny penis....(where I was just about to start laughing, and then it finished with),...inside you."

Bastard. I make a special won-ton soup for you.

edit:
Found some funny pics on Emily's site and had to post the best one here. These reminded me of the posters that circulated last year making fun of the Huskies. If anyones still has those, let me know, but they are probably on this site Huck the Fuskies.

Not chubby...Healthy.

That's right. I'm not fat. I'm not big boned. I'm not pleasently plump. I'm not a little heavy.

I'm healthy. No shortage of food here. And its not a sign of laziness that I haven't seen the gym more than twice this month. It's because I'm busy. Yeah thats it...

I need to get a kickball league started down here...

Great Song Names

Ever hear a song, and then find out the name of the song or band was just really good. That's what I thought when I found this song

A Hangover You Don't Deserve by Bowling for Soup.

Not quite the stopping power of "I want to fuck you like an animal" by Nine Inch Nails, but still good.

Got any good ones?

Spam can actually be funny

Not the spam you eat, but the spam which floods your inbox if you don't change your email address once a year....of course the spam you eat can be funny too, but that's not my point.
This is.
edit:
Todd has a penis fetish. He sent me this too.
(and in case you can't quite read it, it says "If you're going to overcompensate, then by all means, overcompensate. Ask for Tiny")


edit again:
and the great Abby quotes continue, this time with the help of her friend Amy.

8-19-05
Use the big one.
It's like 10 or 12 inches.
-Abby
That's not big enough.
-Amy
(taken out of context quotes are my favorite.)
I put stuff like this on my quote page too, if you want to check it out. http://www.angelfire.com/ma/justliving/quotes.html

edit: Smoot has small nuts too.