God of War 2

I might have finally found a reason worth getting the PS3. For anyone that has played God of War on the PS2, and thought "This game fucking rocks," I think they will see my point.

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The Only Things That Quell

The Voices In Kratos' Head

Are The Dying Screams Of His Enemies

God of War 2 Review

Dicko's Uncle Bill Arrested!

Great story about Dicko's batshiat crazy uncle right here. Where exactly is Reedsport Ryan?

Revenge of the Nerds

This might be one of the best movies ever.

"Poindexter, are we gonna fuck or what?"

"We've got bush! We've got bush!"

Redneck Sensitivity

Three Rednecks were working on a cell phone tower-Cooter, Pete and K.C.
As they start their descent Cooter slips, falls off the tower and is killed instantly.
As the ambulance takes the body away, Pete says, "Well, damn, someone should go and tell his wife."
KC says, "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it."
Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Budweiser.

Pete says, "Where did you get that beer, KC?"
"Cooter's wife gave it to me," KC replies.
"That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you beer?"
"Well, not exactly", KC says. "When she answered the door, I said to her, You must be Cooter's widow'."
She said, "You must be mistaken, I'm not a widow.".... then I said

"I'll bet you a case of Budweiser you are."

Rednecks Are Good At Sensitive Stuff

WSU Cougar Basketball

I add the WSU because if you search Cougar Basketball, our school is not even on the top searches page. As a recent article on Coug.com puts it, "That's probably because the last time the Cougars were in the NCAA tournament the public internet hadn't been invented yet. "

The official site Do you even believe in miracles anymore after being a coug fan for so long? I want to watch the Cougs in the NCAA tourney. I need it. I plan to take the day off and watch it in Seattle if that is where I have to go to get nice and toasty and scream at the TV with the FIJI brothers. This could be a fun March. You know how many brackets in this area will be destroyed when we lose in the 2nd round? Tens, if not hundreds...

Sports Fans

Two boys are playing hockey on a pond in a Chicago park when one of them is suddenly attacked by a crazed Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy takes his hockey stick, shoves it under the dog's collar, twists it, and breaks the dog's neck, saving his friend. A reporter standing nearby sees the incident and rushes over to interview the boy.
"Young Blackhawks Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal," he starts writing in his notebook.
"But I'm not a Blackhawks fan," the little boy says.
"Sorry, but since we're in Chicago, I just assumed you were" says the reporter, and he starts writing again.
"Bulls Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack, " he writes in his notebook.
"But, I'm not a Bulls fan, the little boy says.
"Sorry, but since we're in Chicago , I just assumed you were" says the reporter.
"Bears Fan Rescues Friend From Mad Dog Attack," he writes this time in his notebook.
"No, I'm not a Bears fan either" says the boy.
"Oh, I assumed everyone in Chicago would cheer for the Blackhawks, Bulls, or Bears" the reporter replies. "Well what team do you root for?"
"I'm a Colts fan" the boy replies.
The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes "Little Bastard From Indiana Kills Beloved Family Pet".

Wiffle Ball Fever

So we are in the planning stages for season two of our Wiffleball League. It looks like instead of teams from just Longview & Kelso there will also be teams from Vancouver, Portland and possibly Chehalis.
I am looking forward to defending the title from last season with my team, the Pirates. I should have a completely new roster though, so it'll be interesting as to whether or not we can repeat. I also haven't seen any of the competition from Vancouver or Portland so it could be quite the challenge.
If anybody else is interested in playing, leave me a comment here.