quote of the day

(the names have been changed to protect the people that employee me...)

Actual Email:

Greg- "Hey Bob, we should unsubscribe from this message service."

Bob- "I never subscribed. Do you know how to get me off?"

If a co-worker asks if you know how to get them off, is it sexual harrasment if they don't realize how funny it is? Especially if they are both guys??

on another funny note, A friend of mine (I swear its not mine baby!) received some dvd boxed sets from another friend who is working in China. I absolutley love how these companies do not spell or grammer check their products before mass producing them. For example, the credits on the back of the X-files boxed set include credits to Bruce Willis for Die Hard 2 and the Star Wars boxed set includes credits for only Episode 2, while 4 of the 6 dvd inserts feature pictures of Liam Neeson who was only in 1 of the movies. The best is the back of the Friends boxed set, which I hope to post this weekend.

Because Porn is Funny

Someone asked why I would want someone to give me a list of real porn titles...Why couldn't I just make them up? My answer would have to be:

1. Because whatever name you make up, probably already exists
2. I am Funny, but I could not in a million years come up with the titles "Hotty in the Potty" and "Slammin Granny in the Fanny."

Other recent additions to the list include "Bonetown Buffet," "Bikini Top Gonna Pop," "Love Potion 69," " Whoriental Sex Academy," "Refried Teens" (Lord I apologize for that and the granny one), and "Cowabunghole."

But all kidding aside, Isn't the fact that you can find anything, I mean anything, on the internet the greatest and the worst all at the same time? Like this that Todd sent in, http://www.ebaumsworld.com/flash/bangbangbang.html

and good news for a change from New Orleans, New Orleans Floodwaters Begin to Ebb

Oh well, my sister is home http://www.tdn.com/articles/2005/09/06/area_news/news01.txt

and safe, so its time to take her to the Silver Star for Taco Tuesday. hmmmmm, 2 tacos for $1.00 and beer....