Because Porn is Funny

Someone asked why I would want someone to give me a list of real porn titles...Why couldn't I just make them up? My answer would have to be:

1. Because whatever name you make up, probably already exists
2. I am Funny, but I could not in a million years come up with the titles "Hotty in the Potty" and "Slammin Granny in the Fanny."

Other recent additions to the list include "Bonetown Buffet," "Bikini Top Gonna Pop," "Love Potion 69," " Whoriental Sex Academy," "Refried Teens" (Lord I apologize for that and the granny one), and "Cowabunghole."

But all kidding aside, Isn't the fact that you can find anything, I mean anything, on the internet the greatest and the worst all at the same time? Like this that Todd sent in, http://www.ebaumsworld.com/flash/bangbangbang.html

and good news for a change from New Orleans, New Orleans Floodwaters Begin to Ebb

Oh well, my sister is home http://www.tdn.com/articles/2005/09/06/area_news/news01.txt

and safe, so its time to take her to the Silver Star for Taco Tuesday. hmmmmm, 2 tacos for $1.00 and beer....