Sports Fans

Two boys are playing hockey on a pond in a Chicago park when one of them is suddenly attacked by a crazed Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy takes his hockey stick, shoves it under the dog's collar, twists it, and breaks the dog's neck, saving his friend. A reporter standing nearby sees the incident and rushes over to interview the boy.
"Young Blackhawks Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal," he starts writing in his notebook.
"But I'm not a Blackhawks fan," the little boy says.
"Sorry, but since we're in Chicago, I just assumed you were" says the reporter, and he starts writing again.
"Bulls Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack, " he writes in his notebook.
"But, I'm not a Bulls fan, the little boy says.
"Sorry, but since we're in Chicago , I just assumed you were" says the reporter.
"Bears Fan Rescues Friend From Mad Dog Attack," he writes this time in his notebook.
"No, I'm not a Bears fan either" says the boy.
"Oh, I assumed everyone in Chicago would cheer for the Blackhawks, Bulls, or Bears" the reporter replies. "Well what team do you root for?"
"I'm a Colts fan" the boy replies.
The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes "Little Bastard From Indiana Kills Beloved Family Pet".