Top 15 Star Wars Euphemisms for Masturbation
- Shooting Womprats in Beggar's Canyon
- Grooming the Wookie
- Making the Kessel Run
- Polishing Vader's Helmet
- Evacuating Tatooine
- Unsheathing the Meatsaber
- Releasing the Special Edition
- Jumping to Delight Speed
- Communicating with Red Leader One
- Lightsaber Practice with Captain Solo
- Tinkering with the R2 Unit
- Manually Targeting the Rebel Base
- Performing the Jedi Hand Trick
- Scratching Yoda Behind the Ears
- Test Firing the Death Star
I would say 14, 12, 6, 3, and 1 are the funniest. I would post something more original, or maybe a funny original comment, but I have to go consume halloween cookies and candy and not get any work done. Happy Halloween.
okay, one original one...Using the Force on Obi-One-Eye-Kenobi
okay one more, but not star wars related...Shaking Hands with the Unemployed
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