Facts About Gus Vol. 12

Many people don't know this, but for about six months after Erik graduated from WAZZU he competed in a midget-tossing league. It was one of the underground, 'Fight Club' type deals. His team wasn't very good when Erik joined, but he started bringing them back. With two games left to go in the season Erik steps up to the line with his midget (BoPhal Khim) and gave him a hell of a heave. His team was down by thirteen feet, but Erik was averaging fifteen feet eight inches on his tosses. As he released BoPhal into the stratosphere he heard a "pop". Erik's career as a midget tosser was over.