Thursday, July 20, 2006

2 questions & Brewfest

1. When you write a check to a friend (or to anyone I guess) do you fill out the memo line with somthing funny? Do you:

  • give $50 to your friend :to pay him back for golf (sex)
  • send a check to an old roommate :for back rent (sweaty monkey love)
  • send a friend $45 :for old video games (Hot Man Backrubs)
  • send friends a check for Coug tickets (Huskies suck)
  • Pay for your share of :utilites (Sloppy seconds)

What's your best memo line entry?

2. When you walk around, do you enjoy walking silently so that you startle people around corners (bonus points if you are a waiter), when coming into rooms, when you pop out from behind the furniture? And if so, how do you respond when you scare someone by accident (on purpose)?

  • Apologize?
  • Laugh?
  • Laugh and make fun of them?
  • Tell them you are sorry that you are silent like a Ninja and will try to walk louder next time, knowing full well that you plan to walk silent and startle them again?

Also, a soon to be popular topic for the next week...
Event Name: Oregon Brewers Festival
Site: Tom McCall Waterfront Park, Portland, Oregon Main entrance at S.W. Oak Street and Bill Naito Parkway.
Dates: July 27, 28, 29 & 30, 2006 - Always the last full weekend in July.
Times: Thurs, Gates open 3:30pm Taps open 4pm-9pm
Fri, Sat, Gates open 11:30am Taps open Noon till 9pm Gates closed 10pm
Sun, Gates open 11:30am Taps open Noon till 7pm Gates closed 8pm
1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7.

1. You buy a mug. 2. You buy some tokens (3. or a lot of tokens) 4. You trade one token for a taste, or 5. Four tokens for a mugfull of beer. You taste, or 6. drink said beer. You hang out with friends (or if single 7. look for girls). When everyone starts yelling, you yell right along with em, preferablly a nice loud GO COUGS! at the end, raise your glass, and pound it. (I'll get a picture of it this year.)

3 comments:

Gina Grace said...

yes and no.

1) Yes, and these days its usually for "sweet lovin'" or "the slush fund"


2) No, and I scare easily, so I'm more often on the receiving end of this crap...

n8 b said...

Thanks for the how-to on Brewfest.
I'm going to print it out and keep it in my wallet just in case I get confused (I get confused easily). You should've added something at the end like repeat steps 4-6 til drunk. enjoy.

Gus said...

sending a replacement check that calls him a big pussy is one of the funniest things I have heard in a while. Awesome