ohhh, you dont know about garrett? He was Blitz, of the Seahawks for a few years, but this year, they got new management, and the fuckers revamped everything, including his job. They made it part time, and eliminated the reading program part of the job that he spent 2 years creating. So he quit...and now he is hella upset about it considering they are going to the superbowl. So everyone who sees him give him some love, because when he finds his way back into the NFL next year from his current minor leauge football job, you are gonna want tickets from him again.
But on another note, Smoot's wife Deanna is still cheerleading, and Smoot said that if they win, she gets a ring. How cool is that? I told him that if she gets a ring, it needs to be his pinky size so that he can wear it around like a gangsta. Nothing says cool like a slightly overweight white kid wearing a superbowl ring on his pinky finger...especially if it's his wifes'.
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New management sucks.
And I'm thinking if Smooty's wife get's that ring she could size it a little smaller than a pinky ring and he could wear it as a cock-ring. (zing)
Im not sure if its funny or sad that you have to say zing after that.
next you are gonna say "ohh, snap."
I was following the lead of the great Jason Mulgrew. Out of all people G, I figured you would pick that up.
The cheerleaders get rings?! What the f*&$? What's next, the guy who brings out the gatorade?
By the way, I will never let you forget that I introduced you to Jason Mulgrew's site;) Somehow I believe that makes me cool or something:)
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