"If it's gonna be that kind of party, I'm gonna stick my "dick" in the mashed potatoes" -Beastie Boys If you're gonna quote the Beasties, at least quote them right. "I did it like this, I did it like that, I did it with a wiffleball bat"
I wasn't quoting the boys. I was quoting me. I always say balls instead of dick. Its kind of a combo of that song, and the line from Eddie Murphy's stand up. "If I was the champ, I would just walk into restaurants and lay my dick in the butter tray." "Oh great, look the champ chose our table. Would you mine moving your nuts champ so I can butter my bread?"
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"If it's gonna be that kind of party, I'm gonna stick my "dick" in the mashed potatoes" -Beastie Boys
If you're gonna quote the Beasties, at least quote them right.
"I did it like this,
I did it like that,
I did it with a wiffleball bat"
I wasn't quoting the boys. I was quoting me. I always say balls instead of dick. Its kind of a combo of that song, and the line from Eddie Murphy's stand up. "If I was the champ, I would just walk into restaurants and lay my dick in the butter tray." "Oh great, look the champ chose our table. Would you mine moving your nuts champ so I can butter my bread?"
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