Condom Shopping

The other night I was in a long line at Target. As I got to the register I realized that he had forgotten to get condoms, so I asked the checkout girl if she could have some brought up to the register.
She asked, "What size condoms?"
I replied that I didn't know.
She asked me to drop my pants. I did. She reached over the counter, grabbed hold of "Rufus" and called over the intercom, "One box of large condoms, Register 5."
Erik Guttormsen was the next man in line thought this was interesting, and like most of us, was up for a cheap thrill.
When he got up to the register, he told the checker that he too had forgotten to get condoms, and asked if she could have some brought to the register for him.
She asked him what size, and he stated that he didn't know.
She asked him to drop his pants. He did. She gave him a quick feel, picked up the intercom and said, "One box of medium-sized condoms, Register 5."
A few customers back was Todd Smoot. He thought what he had seen was way too cool. He had never had any type of sexual contact with a live female, so he thought this was his chance.
When he got to the register he told the checker he needed some condoms.
She asked him what size and he said he didn't know. She asked him to drop his pants and he did.
She reached over the counter, gave him a quick squeeze, then picked up the intercom and said...




"Cleanup, Register 5."